Quick Advice and a Bad Joke

Hey people! I just want to give you all some quick advice this morning:

• Don't upset the apple cart at the farmer's market, or anywhere else
• Stay hungry, stay foolish, but don't do both at the same time by having a baconater and large fries
• Believe in yourself, even if that is a dangerous task
• Don't try to look stupid unless you plan to act stupid along with it (this often works with young boys)
• Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes, but if they're pacifists don't shoot at all
• Remember the rules of the road-no one likes swearing getting out of hand since that's all TV shows
• Just be yourself! It is the one subject the nerds pass but the popular kids fail...well that and maybe others

Read this blog!


Poem?

Sorry, poet's block!

Joke?

Q: How do you get kicked out of the universe?

A: If an astronaut is mad at you!

Yeah, sorry that's so bad...

See ya later!

Hey, guess what...

I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!
(cue the dramatic music)


So, yeah, my apologies...but it is hard to apologize for not having anything to write about.
I know I said I was going to post stories here, but I've decided that's not the best idea. If I become a famous writer and old stories are still on this blog, who knows what would happen?

I am out of school and taking summer band. I still play percussion and guitar. I have not done anything out of the ordinary in the past few months. Boring, right?

Well, let me give you a brain teaser:

How far can a dog run into the forest?

Here's your ending joke:

Q: What did the lawyer wear to the party?

A: A lawsuit!

Maria