Fearless Maria

Listen up!

2011-03-07T18:11:00.002-06:00

Have you ever felt like something interesting is going to happen to you soon? Well, that is how I feel right now, so keep reading my posts. Maybe I'll be wrong, maybe I'll be right. So here is a horoscope for me and all capicorns:

Keep watch behind your back, but explore new possibilities.

Well, there you go. Now, for a poem:

Skipping through the leaves,
dancing amoung the flowers,
feel the soothing summer breeze
minute, day, month and hour.

All right, I don't have much time, and I can't think of much to say about my life, so I'm going to preview something I'm starting soon. So, unscramble this word- teriosys

Stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, now for two ending jokes(Because I forgot one last time.)

Why was the baritone player kicked out of band?
Because he was always getting in treble!(trouble)

Two guys were walking, one was texting, and one was making a call. The one who was texting stopped, and went to another website. He started getting frustrated, so he threw his phon at a flock of birds. He waited a second, and then whistled to scare the birds away, as he grabbed his phone. What was he trying to do before he threw his phon to the flock of birds?

Tweeting! Pip, pip!

Knock, knock!

2011-02-28T18:19:00.003-06:00

Hello, one and all! I would like to notify you that I am alive and well, just in case you thought I was hiding in Illinois. Oh, wait, that's those Democrats. But we don't talk about such boring stuff here on Fearless Maria. If you want that stuff, visit my dear old father's blog; he'll drone on about it for you. Here is a poem for you.

School, work, homework,what a sinner!
C'mon Maria, time for dinner.

Last line is very true. Must go before ravenous teenager stampedes up from his man cave. Please, be as thoughtful as my friend Grace and leave a comment.

Later, pals!

Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, oh my!!!!

2010-08-02T19:27:00.002-05:00

Hello citizens of our lovely world.(That doesn't inculed Benster, he's from the planet Botobioh...)
I've got news for y'all!!!!!!!!:-) I, Fearless Maria, and my family will be traveling to Ohio and on our way back we'll stop in Chicago!!!OH YEAH! This FABU event will happen later this week.

Well, if I stopped here it would be pointless, so I'm now going to do a new thing on this wonderful Blog!!!!!!! Can you guess it???Here, unscramble this word: oeytrp

Poetry!!!!!!:-)!!!!!!And all written by Fearless MARIA! All right, our 1st poem today is simply a poem of no specific kind. It's called:

100 Eyes By Fearless Maria

Walk up to the front,

stiff as a board.

Try to look just fine,

100 eyes staring at me.

Okay, 2nd poem and last. :-(

IT! By Fearless Maria

IT! I saw it from a view.

THAT! It sat near twigs few.

THING! It slipped in dew!

GONE! At it I threw a shoe.

That was a Quatrain poem. Anyway, I hope you like my poems!!!!STAY TUNED!!!!

Lastly, our ending joke, made up by me. What's an appraiser's favorite song? For What It's Worth.

Happy Trails, all!

-THE ONE AND ONLY FEARLESS MARIA (STAY TUNED)

Learning, and still living!

2010-07-17T09:56:00.001-05:00

Hello, my fellow friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, guess where I was this week:

GIRL SCOUT DAY CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, that's not totally true, speaking I slept over one night. But there are some things that I learned, and would like to mention. (Okay, fine, I realize all you old people probably know these things, unless you live under a rock like Patrick Star, but you can recall them.) So I'm makin' a list, and checking it twice.

LESSONS

Sometimes, what you want isn't always as fun or good as it seems.
A head held too high causes a whiplash.(I nor nobody got a whiplash, but I think someone, not me, held there head too high and could have gotten a Snidley.)
You don't fully know someone until you've spent 5 days with them. Until then, beware good or bad surprises.
Somethings are best to keep to yourself, even if they're true.
Making your age friends can be more rewarding than older ones, so you should try both.

LITERAL LESSONS

How to set up a tent
More tips on how to start a fire
Archery
Badmitten
Swimming stuff
Don't trust Bob and Rita (inside joke)

Well, that's about it . The main thing is that I had fun at camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now for our ending joke! What did the mushroom say to his friends that wouldn't let him play baseball?Hey, I'm a fungi! (fun guy) (I didn't not make this one up.)

SEE YA!

-Fearless Maria PS: I realize not all spelling is correct.

DANGER!! CAUTION!!!

2010-03-12T08:05:00.002-06:00

Greetings, my fellow readers! I promised I'd write again, right?

Anyway, you should check out this website, because I got most of my science fair info from there!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/earth/4331026.html

FEEL THE HORROR PEOPLE? THESE PLANTS ARE NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello again, world.

2010-02-26T07:59:00.002-06:00

I am truly sorry for not blogging in almost a year. Please accept my appology.

(sorry if I spell something wrong, I'm doing this post alone.)

So, I guess you'd like to hear some news! My 4 grade teacher is Mr. Bush, and he's a trickster! More tricky than Benster coming into my room last night and shouting in my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(If you are wondering how I'm doing in school, I'll let you know the lowest grade I got was a B.)
All of my other teachers are more fun than a grizzly bear as well.

Well, I have to go to school today anyway, so I'll cut this one short.

MORE SOON ON FM NEWS!!!!!!

Guilty Pleasures Part Forty-One -- Maria's Had Enough of this Crazy Nonsense!

2009-03-27T12:45:00.002-05:00

I took Guilty Pleasures away from Dad this week because I've had enough of this crazy nonsense! I am not a happy camper right now! I just came home from the hospital and I'm going to have to live on ice cream, pudding and soup. Why, you ask? Because I had surgery and boy, am I mad! Let's see what my Dad has to say!

Maria, I'm not sure that I want to say too much, because if you're mad already, I don't want to make you any madder! But I will help you find some good songs for this contest, if you'd like.

This first song's title says it all, because:

We're Not Gonna Take It

Since I can't have anything solid for a while, I might have to have one of these:

Black Cow

And since I can't eat some things, I'm actually feeling pretty:

Nasty

Dad, what are some other songs that might work for this?

Well, let's think about this, Maria. You're in a bad mood about this, right?

You figured that out, huh Dad? Yes, I'm not happy right now.

Okay, when I get angry I try to pick a song that makes me happy. Is there a song that makes you happy?

Well, this one always makes me happy:

Rockin' Robin

Dad, do you think Gino has a shirt like those? I'll bet he does. Anyway, this one makes me happy, too:

Hoe Down Throw Down

I'm feeling a little better now. People should vote for their favorite. And one more thing, Dad --

What's that, Maria?

Go get me one of those black cows, would ya!

Maria is Confused About Politics

2009-02-07T14:47:00.002-06:00

I'm back! And as you can see in our wonderful title that for some reason I am very confused about politics. It doesn't make any sense -- people are cheating at who they vote for!

I thought America was fair, but apparently it isn't all the time. Like for instance, everyone is making votes that don't count, count. I mean, what's the point of that? How do people know that so-and-so will be a better leader? It doesn't make any sense.

But since I don't know much about politics, I'd rather talk about what I do like (or what I don't like). And as you can see in the picture, it is our wonderful Susan B. Anthony, who I am doing a report on for school. And fortunately, things have changed since she was alive. But also, women are voting but some are voting unfairly (as well as some men).

Anyways, back to the fact that WE HAVE A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that you might have already read this on my dad's blog (Mr. Dilettante), but I want to talk about what I like about it! First, it has an awesome drink stand! You press a button that says "push," and it makes a small sound and pops up, plus it has three power outlets, two in the front and one in the back! That's great for plugging in portable video games! It makes me think about this song!

And now for my ending joke. You know how much you like my ending jokes, right? Right? Tell me, people!

The ending joke is: what is the only authority in music more important than the teacher? The musical staff!

Why I Don't Like Hip Hop, From A to Z

2008-09-20T14:14:00.002-05:00

I don't like Hip-Hop, people. And I have reasons. Lots of reasons.

Hip-Hop is:

A A bad type of music

B Banned (it should be)

C Un-Cool

D Dumb

E Un-Excellent

F Fooey

G Bad Grammar

H Hate

I Un-Ideal

J Bad music to do a Jig to

K Un-Kind

L Un-Loveable

M Monstrous

N No, no, no!

O Owwwey! That hurts my ears!

P Poopey

Q Question? What's going on?

R Rambunctious

S Sued (it should be)

T Talk about dumb!

U Ungood

V Violent

W Wicked

X X on it!

Y Yuck!

Z Zip it!

Thank you very much - those are the A-Z reasons why I don't like Hip-Hop.

Don't Call Me Four Eyes!

2008-08-23T14:37:00.003-05:00

Big news, people! I'm getting glasses, plus one other person who doesn't want me to mention him. So don't call me Four Eyes, or you are in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!

And let's get on to some friendly topics.

This is Maria's contest 3, but I didn't want my title to be too long, so I just made it "Don't Call Me Four Eyes!" Hope that makes sense.

Again, I want you to vote for your favorite song from these. First is this one:

Billie Jean

Next one is this old one from way back in 1972:

It's Too Late To Turn Back Now

And here's another old one, with the Muppets on it, too!

Benny and the Jets

And can somebody give me some

Help!

Okay people, I need your votes! Give me a comment and let me know. Okay? Okay!

Maria's contests 2

2008-07-13T14:29:00.002-05:00

welcome to maria's contests 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today we will show you pokemon videos pick your fav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Maria's constests 1

2008-07-04T16:59:00.003-05:00

Welcome to Maria's contests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It 's like gulity pleasers! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first is:

when i'm 64

next is:

wreck of the hesperus

last is:

wanna be starttin something

Take your pick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now for are ending joke!

what bed is only good for two sesons? one with no springs!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer at Last - It's Finally Here!

2008-06-28T15:06:00.003-05:00

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Were you waiting for it, people? Because it's finally here! Now here is a list of things that I love about summer and that you can do in summer!

Parties! I have already been to a few birthday parties this summer and there will be more!

Reading program! I get to read in the Ramsey County Library program and when I read 20 hours, I get prizes! And it's awesome!

Softball/Baseball! I am playing softball this year and it's fun! We are the Blueberry Bombers and we are having a great season!

Hanging out with friends! I have been having fun with my friends at park program and have played with a bunch of my friends this summer.

I went to Girl Scout Day Camp last week and it was awesome! We got to go swimming every day, which was AWESOME!

Movies!

And FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, people, believe me.

Now for the second news of the day. WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU MAYBE AREN'T! Sorry if I made you guys feel bad. And we get to go to a bunch of different places when we get there, but I forget what they are called. You know that I do pay attention in language arts, but sometimes it's hard to remember how hard English is.

And for the ending news - HAVE A GREAT SUMMER, PEOPLE!!!!!!! And our ending joke for the day: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny, huh?

See you next time on the greatest game show ever, even if it isn't a game show!

MARIA

Maria's World Because She's Back!

2008-05-03T12:58:00.002-05:00

All righty folks! Hey, did ya miss me? C'mon, answer!

Anyway, you probably don't get the title, do you? We are going talk about things in the world, Maria's likes and dislikes.

First, here's the list of Maria's dislikes.

Porta-Potties

Rap/Hip-hop; p.s., really!

Goose poop

When kids hurt themselves by doing foolish stuff

Rain

When my parents make me go to bed

When my brother Ben acts dumb and silly

Homework

When I get sick or hurt

When my parents tell me no to something I like

When I lose at a video game

When I have to get a shot, although I usually don't have to

When my mom and dad yell at me

When people cheat

When the weekend is over

When Ben yells because he doesn't want to do his homework (Dad doesn't like that, either)

When people make fun of me, but that doesn't happen all that much anymore

Bullies, but luckily there aren't that many anyhow

When I hear on the news that people get killed at a young age

Peanut butter sandwiches

Chocolate milk

My dad's lame jokes about Hamdingers (he does that way too often)

Any kind of nuts

When boys and girls fight at recess

Being bored

When summer never comes, like this year

When I make a list of things that I don't like, because I like so many other things. But you have to go read my other blog for that list. Here's how you get there - click on this link

Did you follow that link, like I asked you to? C'mon, go ahead. Don't be scared, it's not like Godzilla is going to pop out.

Oops, I almost forgot my ending joke. Where does George Washington go when he's mad? The warpath! Get it? C'mon, it was brilliant! It's a pun! We love puns!

Now, to be continued . . . .

I'm Back to Blog Your Brain!

2008-03-08T12:57:00.002-06:00

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! She's back, she's back oh yeah!!!!

It is I, Maria! If you forgot about me, you're in a time out, boys and girls! Because it's liberty or Fearless Maria and About Me! And there's no liberty here. Whaawhaawhaawaaaaah!

Anyways, have you seen the ultimate movie? SPIIIIIIDERWIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, have you, have you, have you? Are you falling asleep? Is this why nobody wants to read my blog? Hmmm, can you write that down, Dad?

The news of the day is this: Ben, my brother, also known as Lenny, is off doing dumb Boy Scout stuff this afternoon. So, I have SWEEEEEEET FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! Lenny wrecks freedom, ya know, because he tells me that I can't have fruit punch at Culver's AND, PLUS, he says I need to choose which condiment to have, ketchup or mustard, but not both. But, HA! I like them both and I'm going to eat them. So hahaha on you, Lenny Benny!

Okay the news of the day ties into a contest: which do you like better? Ketchup, or mustard. You'd better answer or get another time out! P.S. your timeout will be with the zombies that wreck your brain and put you on the roof! So please, answer pretty pleeeeeease! You can't say no to an 8 year old girl, now can you? Now I'll stop being a wise girl. Now, please just vote.

Do you like:

A. Ketchup

B. Mustard

C. Both

Goodbye for now!! HAHOWWWWWWWWWW!

Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas!

2007-12-24T13:41:00.000-06:00

And all you folks - you'd better! Look at the cute Rudolph next to you! Hey hey hey! What's up with you? Don't call him Pinocchio! It's okay, little buddy Rudolph. If they want to pick on someone, next time they'll think twice and pick on Godzilla.

See, watch out, here comes Godzilla! For real! See? All right, now let's hear the jolly part!

Where are you going for Christmas, folks? Hopefully not anywhere that Godzilla is, or inside a computer virus. What would you like for Christmas? I bet all the grownups want a nice, smooth coffee mug. Ooh, how about one that says, "I Like Fearless Maria and About Me?" That would be a really thoughtful gift, don't you think?

I bet all the kids love to play in the snow. Well, of course they do. Well, most of them. I sure do. And the grownups are sitting there shoveling and feeling like a prune. What do you have on top of your Christmas tree? Do you have a cheeseburger? Do you have a tankful of guppies? And how would that balance on top of a Christmas tree? That would be pretty tricky, don't you think?

Hey, look - maybe you have a star that says "Joy to the World, the Joy Joy Joy," with a thousand other joys behind that. Have you peeked at your presents? Don't be a naughty little girl or boy.

Now let's hear from our guest stuffed animal, Chubby.

Hewwo, my name is Chubby! The dog. Excuse me, is this microphone working? I'm twyying to do my interview, so cut it out, Marvin the Martian! Oh, sowwy sowwy sowwy. What I want for Chwistmas is the newest version of Frosty Paws! I take my Frosty Paws and dip them in mozzarella cheese. And cheddoh. And then I would also wike a twampoline that looks like a T-Bone Steak. That would be awesome! Do you have a pet at home? What is its name? Is it Wubba Wobba Weeba? Is it Cuwly Ball? I'd wove to know. So pwease send a cowment. Bye bye, folks!

Thank you very much, Chubby! We'll see you next time on the Fearless Maria Show!

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAABOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE! Da da da duh da duh DAAA!

Maria

First of the Posts, First of the Birthday Bashes

2007-12-01T09:10:00.000-06:00

I guess you know why, well, that is if you read Mr. Dilettante, or Fearless Ben's Sports Predictions, you know why I put Fearless Maria. Because those two clowns always do fearless stuff. But I'm even more fearless than those clowns.

Now you want to know why I put birthday bash? If you were to look on my other blog, About Me (www.aboutmaria.blogspot.com), on the post "Turkey Day," it was my brother's birthday. He was the first of all the birthdays at this time of year. Now tomorrow is the second. Dum da da da dum. Dum da da dum. MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S TURNING 44! Hooray! At least he's not old enough to be a grandpa yet, because then he wouldn't be my dad.

Oops, I forgot something. I'm very sorry my first post does not tell a lot about me. So here are some things you might want to know.

I like rock and roll.
I love the snow.
I love Christmas.
I hate having a cold, like I do now.
I do not have a pet.
My best friend is a girl named Kaley Elizabeth Lawrence.
I am a Girl Scout.
I'm one of the only girls that's favorite color is red, not exactly pink.
I love art.
I love Polly Pockets, Bratz and Barbies.
I have a bajillion stuffed animals.
My favorite animal is a dog.
I like to sing.
I like most holidays.
My teacher's name is Mr. Opheim.
My art teacher is Mr. Trampf.
My music teacher is Mrs. Krejcarek.
My science teacher is Mrs. Rieke.
My gym teacher is Mrs. Brandt.
My gym partner's a monkey. No, that's not true. That's a cartoon.
My favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the new Little Brownies.
I love to be silly.
My best friend Kaley has two cats, one named Midnight Sally, and the other Sam.
I'm in Student Council.
I want a Nintendo DS or a GameBoy Advance.
I love, and I mean LOVE, Pokemon.
But most of all, even though I might have some fears, I am mostly fearless. I am... Fearless Maria.

So there's your grapeshot of things. Here are just a couple of jokes to add.

Let's go through the weird, weird refrigerator and die! No, let's not die. But anyway, have you ever heard the song "The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven"? Here's why it shot out - whoever stuffed that turkey, stuffed it with popcorn that hadn't been popped. Figgedy figgedy foo. Who likes guinea pigs that eat goo? Little Mary Moomoopoo. It's a fancy fashion show for turkeys.
Everybody will sit in the microwave and get electric shocked by a Pikachu. Choo choo pika!

Well, that's all for the first post. Hope to see you again.

Your new narrator,

Fearless Maria