Knock, knock!

Hello, one and all! I would like to notify you that I am alive and well, just in case you thought I was hiding in Illinois. Oh, wait, that's those Democrats. But we don't talk about such boring stuff here on Fearless Maria. If you want that stuff, visit my dear old father's blog; he'll drone on about it for you. Here is a poem for you.

School, work, homework,what a sinner!
C'mon Maria, time for dinner.

Last line is very true. Must go before ravenous teenager stampedes up from his man cave. Please, be as thoughtful as my friend Grace and leave a comment.

Later, pals!

Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, oh my!!!!

Hello citizens of our lovely world.(That doesn't inculed Benster, he's from the planet Botobioh...)
I've got news for y'all!!!!!!!!:-) I, Fearless Maria, and my family will be traveling to Ohio and on our way back we'll stop in Chicago!!!OH YEAH! This FABU event will happen later this week.

Well, if I stopped here it would be pointless, so I'm now going to do a new thing on this wonderful Blog!!!!!!! Can you guess it???Here, unscramble this word: oeytrp






Poetry!!!!!!:-)!!!!!!And all written by Fearless MARIA! All right, our 1st poem today is simply a poem of no specific kind. It's called:

100 Eyes By Fearless Maria

Walk up to the front,

stiff as a board.

Try to look just fine,

100 eyes staring at me.

Okay, 2nd poem and last. :-(

IT! By Fearless Maria

IT! I saw it from a view.

THAT! It sat near twigs few.

THING! It slipped in dew!

GONE! At it I threw a shoe.

That was a Quatrain poem. Anyway, I hope you like my poems!!!!STAY TUNED!!!!

Lastly, our ending joke, made up by me. What's an appraiser's favorite song? For What It's Worth.

Happy Trails, all!

-THE ONE AND ONLY FEARLESS MARIA (STAY TUNED)

Learning, and still living!

Hello, my fellow friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, guess where I was this week:

GIRL SCOUT DAY CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, that's not totally true, speaking I slept over one night. But there are some things that I learned, and would like to mention. (Okay, fine, I realize all you old people probably know these things, unless you live under a rock like Patrick Star, but you can recall them.) So I'm makin' a list, and checking it twice.

LESSONS

• Sometimes, what you want isn't always as fun or good as it seems.
• A head held too high causes a whiplash.(I nor nobody got a whiplash, but I think someone, not me, held there head too high and could have gotten a Snidley.)
• You don't fully know someone until you've spent 5 days with them. Until then, beware good or bad surprises.
• Somethings are best to keep to yourself, even if they're true.
• Making your age friends can be more rewarding than older ones, so you should try both.

LITERAL LESSONS

• How to set up a tent
• More tips on how to start a fire
• Archery
• Badmitten
• Swimming stuff
• Don't trust Bob and Rita (inside joke)

Well, that's about it . The main thing is that I had fun at camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now for our ending joke! What did the mushroom say to his friends that wouldn't let him play baseball?Hey, I'm a fungi! (fun guy) (I didn't not make this one up.)

SEE YA!

-Fearless Maria PS: I realize not all spelling is correct.

DANGER!! CAUTION!!!

Greetings, my fellow readers! I promised I'd write again, right?

Anyway, you should check out this website, because I got most of my science fair info from there!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/earth/4331026.html

FEEL THE HORROR PEOPLE? THESE PLANTS ARE NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello again, world.

I am truly sorry for not blogging in almost a year. Please accept my appology.

(sorry if I spell something wrong, I'm doing this post alone.)

So, I guess you'd like to hear some news! My 4 grade teacher is Mr. Bush, and he's a trickster! More tricky than Benster coming into my room last night and shouting in my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(If you are wondering how I'm doing in school, I'll let you know the lowest grade I got was a B.)
All of my other teachers are more fun than a grizzly bear as well.

Well, I have to go to school today anyway, so I'll cut this one short.

MORE SOON ON FM NEWS!!!!!!

Guilty Pleasures Part Forty-One -- Maria's Had Enough of this Crazy Nonsense!

I took Guilty Pleasures away from Dad this week because I've had enough of this crazy nonsense! I am not a happy camper right now! I just came home from the hospital and I'm going to have to live on ice cream, pudding and soup. Why, you ask? Because I had surgery and boy, am I mad! Let's see what my Dad has to say!

Maria, I'm not sure that I want to say too much, because if you're mad already, I don't want to make you any madder! But I will help you find some good songs for this contest, if you'd like.

This first song's title says it all, because:

We're Not Gonna Take It

Since I can't have anything solid for a while, I might have to have one of these:

Black Cow

And since I can't eat some things, I'm actually feeling pretty:

Nasty

Dad, what are some other songs that might work for this?

Well, let's think about this, Maria. You're in a bad mood about this, right?

You figured that out, huh Dad? Yes, I'm not happy right now.

Okay, when I get angry I try to pick a song that makes me happy. Is there a song that makes you happy?

Well, this one always makes me happy:

Rockin' Robin

Dad, do you think Gino has a shirt like those? I'll bet he does. Anyway, this one makes me happy, too:

Hoe Down Throw Down

I'm feeling a little better now. People should vote for their favorite. And one more thing, Dad --

What's that, Maria?

Go get me one of those black cows, would ya!

Maria is Confused About Politics

I'm back! And as you can see in our wonderful title that for some reason I am very confused about politics. It doesn't make any sense -- people are cheating at who they vote for!

I thought America was fair, but apparently it isn't all the time. Like for instance, everyone is making votes that don't count, count. I mean, what's the point of that? How do people know that so-and-so will be a better leader? It doesn't make any sense.

But since I don't know much about politics, I'd rather talk about what I do like (or what I don't like). And as you can see in the picture, it is our wonderful Susan B. Anthony, who I am doing a report on for school. And fortunately, things have changed since she was alive. But also, women are voting but some are voting unfairly (as well as some men).

Anyways, back to the fact that WE HAVE A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that you might have already read this on my dad's blog (Mr. Dilettante), but I want to talk about what I like about it! First, it has an awesome drink stand! You press a button that says "push," and it makes a small sound and pops up, plus it has three power outlets, two in the front and one in the back! That's great for plugging in portable video games! It makes me think about this song!

And now for my ending joke. You know how much you like my ending jokes, right? Right? Tell me, people!

The ending joke is: what is the only authority in music more important than the teacher? The musical staff!