OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! She's back, she's back oh yeah!!!!
It is I, Maria! If you forgot about me, you're in a time out, boys and girls! Because it's liberty or Fearless Maria and About Me! And there's no liberty here. Whaawhaawhaawaaaaah!
Anyways, have you seen the ultimate movie? SPIIIIIIDERWIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, have you, have you, have you? Are you falling asleep? Is this why nobody wants to read my blog? Hmmm, can you write that down, Dad?
The news of the day is this: Ben, my brother, also known as Lenny, is off doing dumb Boy Scout stuff this afternoon. So, I have SWEEEEEEET FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! Lenny wrecks freedom, ya know, because he tells me that I can't have fruit punch at Culver's AND, PLUS, he says I need to choose which condiment to have, ketchup or mustard, but not both. But, HA! I like them both and I'm going to eat them. So hahaha on you, Lenny Benny!
Okay the news of the day ties into a contest: which do you like better? Ketchup, or mustard. You'd better answer or get another time out! P.S. your timeout will be with the zombies that wreck your brain and put you on the roof! So please, answer pretty pleeeeeease! You can't say no to an 8 year old girl, now can you? Now I'll stop being a wise girl. Now, please just vote.
Do you like:
A. Ketchup
B. Mustard
C. Both
Goodbye for now!! HAHOWWWWWWWWWW!
