Guilty Pleasures Part Forty-One -- Maria's Had Enough of this Crazy Nonsense!

I took Guilty Pleasures away from Dad this week because I've had enough of this crazy nonsense! I am not a happy camper right now! I just came home from the hospital and I'm going to have to live on ice cream, pudding and soup. Why, you ask? Because I had surgery and boy, am I mad! Let's see what my Dad has to say!

Maria, I'm not sure that I want to say too much, because if you're mad already, I don't want to make you any madder! But I will help you find some good songs for this contest, if you'd like.

This first song's title says it all, because:

We're Not Gonna Take It

Since I can't have anything solid for a while, I might have to have one of these:

Black Cow

And since I can't eat some things, I'm actually feeling pretty:

Nasty

Dad, what are some other songs that might work for this?

Well, let's think about this, Maria. You're in a bad mood about this, right?

You figured that out, huh Dad? Yes, I'm not happy right now.

Okay, when I get angry I try to pick a song that makes me happy. Is there a song that makes you happy?

Well, this one always makes me happy:

Rockin' Robin

Dad, do you think Gino has a shirt like those? I'll bet he does. Anyway, this one makes me happy, too:

Hoe Down Throw Down

I'm feeling a little better now. People should vote for their favorite. And one more thing, Dad --

What's that, Maria?

Go get me one of those black cows, would ya!

Maria is Confused About Politics

I'm back! And as you can see in our wonderful title that for some reason I am very confused about politics. It doesn't make any sense -- people are cheating at who they vote for!

I thought America was fair, but apparently it isn't all the time. Like for instance, everyone is making votes that don't count, count. I mean, what's the point of that? How do people know that so-and-so will be a better leader? It doesn't make any sense.

But since I don't know much about politics, I'd rather talk about what I do like (or what I don't like). And as you can see in the picture, it is our wonderful Susan B. Anthony, who I am doing a report on for school. And fortunately, things have changed since she was alive. But also, women are voting but some are voting unfairly (as well as some men).

Anyways, back to the fact that WE HAVE A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that you might have already read this on my dad's blog (Mr. Dilettante), but I want to talk about what I like about it! First, it has an awesome drink stand! You press a button that says "push," and it makes a small sound and pops up, plus it has three power outlets, two in the front and one in the back! That's great for plugging in portable video games! It makes me think about this song!

And now for my ending joke. You know how much you like my ending jokes, right? Right? Tell me, people!

The ending joke is: what is the only authority in music more important than the teacher? The musical staff!

Why I Don't Like Hip Hop, From A to Z

I don't like Hip-Hop, people. And I have reasons. Lots of reasons.

Hip-Hop is:

A A bad type of music

B Banned (it should be)

C Un-Cool

D Dumb

E Un-Excellent

F Fooey

G Bad Grammar

H Hate

I Un-Ideal

J Bad music to do a Jig to

K Un-Kind

L Un-Loveable

M Monstrous

N No, no, no!

O Owwwey! That hurts my ears!

P Poopey

Q Question? What's going on?

R Rambunctious

S Sued (it should be)

T Talk about dumb!

U Ungood

V Violent

W Wicked

X X on it!

Y Yuck!

Z Zip it!

Thank you very much - those are the A-Z reasons why I don't like Hip-Hop.

Don't Call Me Four Eyes!

Big news, people! I'm getting glasses, plus one other person who doesn't want me to mention him. So don't call me Four Eyes, or you are in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!

And let's get on to some friendly topics.

This is Maria's contest 3, but I didn't want my title to be too long, so I just made it "Don't Call Me Four Eyes!" Hope that makes sense.

Again, I want you to vote for your favorite song from these. First is this one:

Billie Jean

Next one is this old one from way back in 1972:

It's Too Late To Turn Back Now

And here's another old one, with the Muppets on it, too!

Benny and the Jets

And can somebody give me some

Help!

Okay people, I need your votes! Give me a comment and let me know. Okay? Okay!

Maria's contests 2

welcome to maria's contests 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today we will show you pokemon videos pick your fav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Maria's constests 1

Welcome to Maria's contests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It 's like gulity pleasers! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!





first is:





when i'm 64





next is:





wreck of the hesperus





last is:





wanna be starttin something





Take your pick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



now for are ending joke!

what bed is only good for two sesons? one with no springs!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer at Last - It's Finally Here!

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Were you waiting for it, people? Because it's finally here! Now here is a list of things that I love about summer and that you can do in summer!

• Parties! I have already been to a few birthday parties this summer and there will be more!


• Reading program! I get to read in the Ramsey County Library program and when I read 20 hours, I get prizes! And it's awesome!


• Softball/Baseball! I am playing softball this year and it's fun! We are the Blueberry Bombers and we are having a great season!


• Hanging out with friends! I have been having fun with my friends at park program and have played with a bunch of my friends this summer.


• I went to Girl Scout Day Camp last week and it was awesome! We got to go swimming every day, which was AWESOME!


• Movies!


• And FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, people, believe me.

Now for the second news of the day. WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU MAYBE AREN'T! Sorry if I made you guys feel bad. And we get to go to a bunch of different places when we get there, but I forget what they are called. You know that I do pay attention in language arts, but sometimes it's hard to remember how hard English is.

And for the ending news - HAVE A GREAT SUMMER, PEOPLE!!!!!!! And our ending joke for the day: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny, huh?

See you next time on the greatest game show ever, even if it isn't a game show!

MARIA