First of the Posts, First of the Birthday Bashes

I guess you know why, well, that is if you read Mr. Dilettante, or Fearless Ben's Sports Predictions, you know why I put Fearless Maria. Because those two clowns always do fearless stuff. But I'm even more fearless than those clowns.

Now you want to know why I put birthday bash? If you were to look on my other blog, About Me (www.aboutmaria.blogspot.com), on the post "Turkey Day," it was my brother's birthday. He was the first of all the birthdays at this time of year. Now tomorrow is the second. Dum da da da dum. Dum da da dum. MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S TURNING 44! Hooray! At least he's not old enough to be a grandpa yet, because then he wouldn't be my dad.

Oops, I forgot something. I'm very sorry my first post does not tell a lot about me. So here are some things you might want to know.

I like rock and roll.
I love the snow.
I love Christmas.
I hate having a cold, like I do now.
I do not have a pet.
My best friend is a girl named Kaley Elizabeth Lawrence.
I am a Girl Scout.
I'm one of the only girls that's favorite color is red, not exactly pink.
I love art.
I love Polly Pockets, Bratz and Barbies.
I have a bajillion stuffed animals.
My favorite animal is a dog.
I like to sing.
I like most holidays.
My teacher's name is Mr. Opheim.
My art teacher is Mr. Trampf.
My music teacher is Mrs. Krejcarek.
My science teacher is Mrs. Rieke.
My gym teacher is Mrs. Brandt.
My gym partner's a monkey. No, that's not true. That's a cartoon.
My favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the new Little Brownies.
I love to be silly.
My best friend Kaley has two cats, one named Midnight Sally, and the other Sam.
I'm in Student Council.
I want a Nintendo DS or a GameBoy Advance.
I love, and I mean LOVE, Pokemon.
But most of all, even though I might have some fears, I am mostly fearless. I am... Fearless Maria.

So there's your grapeshot of things. Here are just a couple of jokes to add.

Let's go through the weird, weird refrigerator and die! No, let's not die. But anyway, have you ever heard the song "The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven"? Here's why it shot out - whoever stuffed that turkey, stuffed it with popcorn that hadn't been popped. Figgedy figgedy foo. Who likes guinea pigs that eat goo? Little Mary Moomoopoo. It's a fancy fashion show for turkeys.
Everybody will sit in the microwave and get electric shocked by a Pikachu. Choo choo pika!

Well, that's all for the first post. Hope to see you again.

Your new narrator,

Fearless Maria