Why I Don't Like Hip Hop, From A to Z

I don't like Hip-Hop, people. And I have reasons. Lots of reasons.

Hip-Hop is:

A A bad type of music

B Banned (it should be)

C Un-Cool

D Dumb

E Un-Excellent

F Fooey

G Bad Grammar

H Hate

I Un-Ideal

J Bad music to do a Jig to

K Un-Kind

L Un-Loveable

M Monstrous

N No, no, no!

O Owwwey! That hurts my ears!

P Poopey

Q Question? What's going on?

R Rambunctious

S Sued (it should be)

T Talk about dumb!

U Ungood

V Violent

W Wicked

X X on it!

Y Yuck!

Z Zip it!

Thank you very much - those are the A-Z reasons why I don't like Hip-Hop.

Don't Call Me Four Eyes!

Big news, people! I'm getting glasses, plus one other person who doesn't want me to mention him. So don't call me Four Eyes, or you are in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!

And let's get on to some friendly topics.

This is Maria's contest 3, but I didn't want my title to be too long, so I just made it "Don't Call Me Four Eyes!" Hope that makes sense.

Again, I want you to vote for your favorite song from these. First is this one:

Billie Jean

Next one is this old one from way back in 1972:

It's Too Late To Turn Back Now

And here's another old one, with the Muppets on it, too!

Benny and the Jets

And can somebody give me some

Help!

Okay people, I need your votes! Give me a comment and let me know. Okay? Okay!

Maria's contests 2

welcome to maria's contests 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today we will show you pokemon videos pick your fav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Maria's constests 1

Welcome to Maria's contests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It 's like gulity pleasers! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!





first is:





when i'm 64





next is:





wreck of the hesperus





last is:





wanna be starttin something





Take your pick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



now for are ending joke!

what bed is only good for two sesons? one with no springs!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer at Last - It's Finally Here!

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Were you waiting for it, people? Because it's finally here! Now here is a list of things that I love about summer and that you can do in summer!

• Parties! I have already been to a few birthday parties this summer and there will be more!


• Reading program! I get to read in the Ramsey County Library program and when I read 20 hours, I get prizes! And it's awesome!


• Softball/Baseball! I am playing softball this year and it's fun! We are the Blueberry Bombers and we are having a great season!


• Hanging out with friends! I have been having fun with my friends at park program and have played with a bunch of my friends this summer.


• I went to Girl Scout Day Camp last week and it was awesome! We got to go swimming every day, which was AWESOME!


• Movies!


• And FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, people, believe me.

Now for the second news of the day. WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGO! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU MAYBE AREN'T! Sorry if I made you guys feel bad. And we get to go to a bunch of different places when we get there, but I forget what they are called. You know that I do pay attention in language arts, but sometimes it's hard to remember how hard English is.

And for the ending news - HAVE A GREAT SUMMER, PEOPLE!!!!!!! And our ending joke for the day: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny, huh?

See you next time on the greatest game show ever, even if it isn't a game show!

MARIA

Maria's World Because She's Back!

All righty folks! Hey, did ya miss me? C'mon, answer!

Anyway, you probably don't get the title, do you? We are going talk about things in the world, Maria's likes and dislikes.

First, here's the list of Maria's dislikes.

• Porta-Potties


• Rap/Hip-hop; p.s., really!


• Goose poop


• When kids hurt themselves by doing foolish stuff


• Rain


• When my parents make me go to bed


• When my brother Ben acts dumb and silly


• Homework


• When I get sick or hurt


• When my parents tell me no to something I like


• When I lose at a video game


• When I have to get a shot, although I usually don't have to


• When my mom and dad yell at me


• When people cheat


• When the weekend is over


• When Ben yells because he doesn't want to do his homework (Dad doesn't like that, either)


• When people make fun of me, but that doesn't happen all that much anymore


• Bullies, but luckily there aren't that many anyhow


• When I hear on the news that people get killed at a young age


• Peanut butter sandwiches


• Chocolate milk


• My dad's lame jokes about Hamdingers (he does that way too often)


• Any kind of nuts


• When boys and girls fight at recess


• Being bored


• When summer never comes, like this year


• When I make a list of things that I don't like, because I like so many other things. But you have to go read my other blog for that list. Here's how you get there - click on this link

Did you follow that link, like I asked you to? C'mon, go ahead. Don't be scared, it's not like Godzilla is going to pop out.

Oops, I almost forgot my ending joke. Where does George Washington go when he's mad? The warpath! Get it? C'mon, it was brilliant! It's a pun! We love puns!

Now, to be continued . . . .

I'm Back to Blog Your Brain!

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! She's back, she's back oh yeah!!!!

It is I, Maria! If you forgot about me, you're in a time out, boys and girls! Because it's liberty or Fearless Maria and About Me! And there's no liberty here. Whaawhaawhaawaaaaah!

Anyways, have you seen the ultimate movie? SPIIIIIIDERWIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, have you, have you, have you? Are you falling asleep? Is this why nobody wants to read my blog? Hmmm, can you write that down, Dad?

The news of the day is this: Ben, my brother, also known as Lenny, is off doing dumb Boy Scout stuff this afternoon. So, I have SWEEEEEEET FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! Lenny wrecks freedom, ya know, because he tells me that I can't have fruit punch at Culver's AND, PLUS, he says I need to choose which condiment to have, ketchup or mustard, but not both. But, HA! I like them both and I'm going to eat them. So hahaha on you, Lenny Benny!

Okay the news of the day ties into a contest: which do you like better? Ketchup, or mustard. You'd better answer or get another time out! P.S. your timeout will be with the zombies that wreck your brain and put you on the roof! So please, answer pretty pleeeeeease! You can't say no to an 8 year old girl, now can you? Now I'll stop being a wise girl. Now, please just vote.

Do you like:

A. Ketchup

B. Mustard

C. Both

Goodbye for now!! HAHOWWWWWWWWWW!