I took Guilty Pleasures away from Dad this week because I've had enough of this crazy nonsense! I am not a happy camper right now! I just came home from the hospital and I'm going to have to live on ice cream, pudding and soup. Why, you ask? Because I had surgery and boy, am I mad! Let's see what my Dad has to say!
Maria, I'm not sure that I want to say too much, because if you're mad already, I don't want to make you any madder! But I will help you find some good songs for this contest, if you'd like.
This first song's title says it all, because:
Since I can't have anything solid for a while, I might have to have one of these:
And since I can't eat some things, I'm actually feeling pretty:
Dad, what are some other songs that might work for this?
Well, let's think about this, Maria. You're in a bad mood about this, right?
You figured that out, huh Dad? Yes, I'm not happy right now.
Okay, when I get angry I try to pick a song that makes me happy. Is there a song that makes you happy?
Well, this one always makes me happy:
Dad, do you think Gino has a shirt like those? I'll bet he does. Anyway, this one makes me happy, too:
I'm feeling a little better now. People should vote for their favorite. And one more thing, Dad --
What's that, Maria?
Go get me one of those black cows, would ya!
